Last night, I found out that
esmeraldachubb and
laughing_fox had never heard of
The Eye of Argon. While it's a little weak on conventional stylistic virtues, it's given more pleasure to more people than a great many carefully polished works.
After having said "lithe opaque nose" several times and explained that a way of enjoying this unique masterpiece is to to have a group attempt to read it out loud (including the typos)--you pass the story to the next person as soon as you start laughing, I promised to post a link.
The last page was found recently and is included in the link above, but
here's an critique which claims it doesn't match the style of the very original original.