I need a replacement of the "Wikipedia is my fanfic." button I got from you at Arisia.

Was also thinking tonight that i need a second button to wear under the shareware button, so it would look like this:

( This is a shareware button: if you are amused by what you just read, give me a dollar. )

( This is a micropayment button: if you are amused by what you just read, make a mental note to pay me the next time you have money in your Paypal account, and then forget me. )

but i think the phrasing of the second needs tweaking. Ideas?