New slogans for worldcon (not keyboard safe, I hope)

[nancylebov]

I'll be at tables E09, E10.


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Don't give the GM any ideas

The email of the species is deadlier than the mail

Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script

God said to Noah, "On your ark, get set, go!"

I write code so you don't have to

If you're punctual, no one else is there to appreciate it

I'm blogging this

I'm willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them

I've gotta be me--everyone else is already taken

LiveJournal....because too much information is never enough

LiveJournal--because you can't masturbate ALL the time

A million votes here, a million votes there, pretty soon you're talking about real politics

The morning people won because the night people didn't stay up late enough to fight them

No, I will not fix your computer

Real Dungeons and Dragons players don't play D20

Rule 1) Is it plugged in? Rule 2) No, really. Is it plugged in? 3) Seriously, get on the floor and check. Is it really plugged in? Rule 4) Now, what about the switch on the back?

Telepathy--because a bad song shouldn't be stuck in just one head

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

The trouble with having an open mind is not knowing what might crawl in when you're not looking

What kind of car does God drive? A Plymouth. "For He drove them out of the garden in His Fury."

yip yip yip yip yap yap yip *BANG* NO TERRIER

If my packages arrive in time, I'll also have little buttons and some new bumpersticker slogans.

If you already know what you want, please order your buttons in advance (by early Tuesday) and I'll have them for you at the convention. nancybuttons.com

Comments

[cheshyre]

Okay,

Rule 1) Is it plugged in? Rule 2) No, really. Is it plugged in? 3) Seriously, get on the floor and check. Is it really plugged in? Rule 4) Now, what about the switch on the back?

made me laugh out loud.

[zenlizard]

I like the last two slogans, but the final may be a little out of date by the middle of next week.

Little buttons

[nwl.livejournal.com]

Years ago, I had two favorite small buttons. I got them at some con and had them until we moved here. I don't know if they got lost in the move or if I packed them real good. Then, with the fire, I really lost track of stuff. They were"

Hello
How are you?
Get out of my way!

(That would go over big in Washington.)

Pretentious?
Moi?


(I loved that one.)

Little buttons

[nwl.livejournal.com]

Years ago, I had two favorite small buttons. I got them at some con and had them until we moved here. I don't know if they got lost in the move or if I packed them real good. Then, with the fire, I really lost track of stuff. They were:

Hello
How are you?
Get out of my way!

(That would go over big in Washington.)

Pretentious?
Moi?


(I loved that one.)

Re: Little buttons

[nancylebov.livejournal.com]

I'll be doing "Pretentious? Moi?" as a large button.

Good sayings!

[wolfdancer.livejournal.com]

I hope to see you real soon!I am debating bnringinhg up[ my massage chair. not sure if I have room or if it is work the space in the car, have to see.
I would like to get some sort of buttons made up for clients. like rubed the right way or some such.
Afte the con tho.

Love hugs see you soon