Unimaginable Wrongness from mundania

[nancylebov]

I'm a proud anwererer for drwrong, but here's what normal people can do without even trying.....

rivka noodles over the 1000 most popular baby names for 2003

1. Which name is more popular for girls, Ellen or Nevaeh?

72.3%, thinking way too kindly of American parents, picked "Ellen." In fact, Ellen is #447, and Nevaeh is #150. Guess why Nevaeh is so popular. Come on, guess.

It's heaven spelled backwards, that's why.

It's also the name of a Christian rock group. And a porn star.