Financial Crisis jokes
Oct. 19th, 2008 05:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nancylebov• This market stinks so bad..that my broker recommended only 2 positions, Cash and Fetal
• This market stinks so bad … Joe Six-pack is now Joe Four-pack
•9) What's the capital of Iceland?
About £3.50
•Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker?
A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari
•BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
More jokes here and here.
• This market stinks so bad … Joe Six-pack is now Joe Four-pack
•9) What's the capital of Iceland?
About £3.50
•Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker?
A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari
•BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
More jokes here and here.
