New Button Slogans

[nancylebov]

LUNACON -- Hasbrouck Heights, NJ ... March 17 - 19, 2006
and
ICON -- Stonybrook, NY ... March 24-26, 2006
are coming up. It's handier for both you and me if you pre-order custom buttons.

Here are the new slogans since my previous batch, and many thanks to thnidu for the Klingon translation and corrections to "Hooked on phonetics worked for me" in IPA.

I've added two new categories: KINKY and CROSSOVER.

Here are my new slogans:

Consider a frictionless a a a a a a...... [the a's are on a descending diagonal]

'elev Holqoq 'oghlu'pu'bogh ghojmeH vum neH 'Iv? [Who would bother with a made up language like Elvish, in Klingon]

Human beings are a rough sketch for an intelligent species

I am a leaf on the wind

I found my popular culture had become unmanageable

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door

It's all about the chicken

It's not that I'm trying to attract attention. It's just that I have poor impulse control and I went to art school.

Que-sera--sserole! Whatever we'll have, we'll eat. In one dish, combine and heat. Que-sera-sserole!

SECURITY....Protecting people like you from people like me

Sometimes you have to lose a lot of q-tips before you realize you have a hole in your head

Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal

I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than ride in a car with Teddy Kennedy

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want

We should have known better than to keep upgrading the cat

You make peace with your enemies--you don't need to make peace with your friends

It takes a village to raise a child to hate all the people in the next village

Jews for Exegesis

My coalition is broad enough

Preserve the old-growth lithosphere BAN SUBDUCTION

Reunite Gondawanaland!

Give a man an armadillo wearing a clown hat, confuse him for a day. Give him a cobra with fuzzy slippers, confuse him for a lifetime

He's dead, Jim." "I know. I've read the script."

I can't brain today. I have the dumb.

Small brain, big universe

Wheelchair....Sex Toy....What's the difference?

Your safeword is not my kink

Do not touch me without asking. If I say 'no', stop asking.

I have no shame. I sold it because I wasn't using it.

I'm much cuter on my knees

CO-ED NAKED PROOFING: Expose yourself to literature

Now that I have you at my mercy, what do I do next?

Poly, but would probably rather be reading

Nipples pierced, hug with caution

That's DOCTOR Castrating Bitch to you

Victim [crossed out] Bottom Wanted

What part of "I SURRENDER, DON'T HURT ME, DO WITH ME AS YOU WILL" don't you understand, dear?

Comments

[firecat]

Poly, but would probably rather be reading

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[dr-zrfq.livejournal.com]

*giggle* As usual, I like 'em.

[dcseain.livejournal.com]

Que-sera--sserole! Whatever we'll have, we'll eat. In one dish, combine and heat. Que-sera-sserole!

ROFL!

[lordlnyc.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Thanks for the heads-up, already working on my shopping list ;)

See you at Lunaon!

-Larry-

[lordlnyc.livejournal.com]

>I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than ride in a car
>with Teddy Kennedy

Nice, but not to keen on it.
I think I would like something that has Dick Cheney inviting Teddy Kennedy to hunt and Ted offering to do the drivinge. :)

-Larry-
btw: Made my list, I picked about 24-25 of them.

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door

Ooh, that one really resonates right now.

[seekingferret.livejournal.com]

A friend once commented "If all the world's a stage, why doesn't the music swell when I enter a room?"

[sylvar.livejournal.com]

Not that it's my bag, baby, but:

'elev Holqoq 'oghlu'pu'bogh ghojmeH vum neH 'Iv?

Would this be written in the Latin alphabet or are you also a tlhIngan calligrapher?

Just curious. (I'd be more likely to get "curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal".)

[nancylebov.livejournal.com]

It's in the Latin alphabet. I'll do it tlhlngan letters if I've got something to copy, but I'll charge extra for the aggravation.

[sylvar.livejournal.com]

Good answer. :)

[zenlizard]

Gondawanaland was basically, the union of the southern hemisphere land masses when they began splitting off from the super-continent. If the idea behind this is just the reunion of all that, then it's fine. But if the intent was the reunion of all the land masses, it should read "Reunite Pangea!"

[darius.livejournal.com]

I think it's Gondwanaland. (Misspelled above, too.)

[zenlizard]

It is: but anyone who knows me IRL bloody well knows I can't freakin' type, despite the fact that I was trained as a touch typist.

[nancylebov.livejournal.com]

"Gondawanaland" *sounds* better. It might be one of those "better world" misspellings (in a better world, the word would be spelled the way I do it) which are extremely to get out of the habit of making.

[darius.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of Karawynn Long sticking with "mischievious" because it looks so much more mischievious that way.

[alexx-kay.livejournal.com]

Poly, but would probably rather be reading

So, my wife gave you this slogan, by ordering it custom at Arisia. We're cool with you using it in the catalog. But it would be good if you could actually send us the button we ordered...

Wheelchair....Sex Toy....What's the difference?

Hee!

[nancylebov.livejournal.com]

I'm very sorry--I thought I'd taken care of all the Arisia orders, but I missed yours. It goes in the mail tomorrow.