Possible button slogan

This has inspired me to something along the lines of "Contented Introvert-- Random conversation do not want", or perhaps minus the LOLspeak "Contented Introvert-- No random conversations", or "Saving my social interaction units-- if I want to chat, I'll start the conversation or the more specific "I'm reading because I like my book, not because I want to talk". "My internal monologue is enough for me. Do not interrupt."

The thing is, I want slogans which will prevent unwanted conversation rather than backfire into conversation starters. Any thoughts about what's likely to work? I'm pretty sure the next to last one is a winner, but sometimes you might not have a book or don't want to read.

In an ideal world, there'd be something like Betan earrings for conversation as well as sex.

Possible button slogan

This has inspired me to something along the lines of "Contented Introvert-- Random conversation do not want", or perhaps minus the LOLspeak "Contented Introvert-- No random conversations", or "Saving my social interaction units-- if I want to chat, I'll start the conversation or the more specific "I'm reading because I like my book, not because I want to talk". "My internal monologue is enough for me. Do not interrupt."

The thing is, I want slogans which will prevent unwanted conversation rather than backfire into conversation starters. Any thoughts about what's likely to work? I'm pretty sure the next to last one is a winner, but sometimes you might not have a book or don't want to read.

In an ideal world, there'd be something like Betan earrings for conversation as well as sex.

A little delight

A remarkably happy video by Janelle Monae.

Link thanks to matociquala.

A little delight

A remarkably happy video by Janelle Monae.

Link thanks to matociquala.