Financial Crisis jokes

[nancylebov]

• This market stinks so bad..that my broker recommended only 2 positions, Cash and Fetal

• This market stinks so bad … Joe Six-pack is now Joe Four-pack

•9) What's the capital of Iceland?

About £3.50

•Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker?
A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari

•BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

More jokes here and here.

Comments

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

The other day, I bought a toaster.

It came with a free bank.

[captain-button.livejournal.com]

A "ha-ha, only serious" political bit:

http://photo.xanga.com/life_by_us/296a3210500417/photo.html

Possibly inspired by:

http://delong.typepad.com/sdj/2008/10/blazing-saddles.html

[regalpewter.livejournal.com]

Best joke on the whole mess was by li'l Jimmy Norton on the Tonight Show; "They asked if was diversely invested. I said, yeah I got a white broker and a black broker, isn't that enough?"

YIS,
WRI