Buttons at Lunacon and new slogans

[nancylebov]

I'll be at Lunacon--there'll be these new slogans plus the big batch I put up in January. I can update my website now, so all the new slogans are there, too.

____Your hair is gray. MINE is silver.
____Books. Cats. Life is good.
____Have I talked to you about my parrot in the past five minutes?
____Owned by a parrot
____Happiness is biting your parrot back
____If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
____Gay marriage--haven't they suffered enough?
____Gay marriage--haven't we suffered enough?
____I'm the most expensive thing you'll ever think you got for free
____10 HEADDESK, 20 GOTO 10, 30 END
____First Rule of Night Ops: There is no Night Ops. Second Rule of Night Ops: What happens in Night Ops, stays in Night Ops.
____I'm not pompous. I'm pedantic. Let me explain it to you.
____Change is inevitable. Exact change is appreciated.
____Belly-dancing--the most fun you can have with (half) your clothes on!

Thanks to wolfdancer for the parrot slogans.

If you'd like to order buttons for delivery at Lunacon, please get me the order by Wednesday. If I get the order Thursday, I'll try, but I'm not making any promises.

Comments

[marykaykare.livejournal.com]

Well, I won't be at Lunacon, but I just wanted to say I LOVE the pompous/pedantic one.

MKK

[nancylebov.livejournal.com]

I like it when an existing slogan gets an upgrade. In this case, a customer got inspired. It's not planned obsolescence, I swear it.

[papersky.livejournal.com]

I think it should have a semicolon "I'm not pompous; I'm pedantic. etc." It just somehow makes it more unnecessarily precise.

[nancylebov.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[cathyr19355.livejournal.com]

Thanks for indirectly reminding me that I need to reserve a room for Lunacon.

By the way, I need to get the second one for a friend of mine.

[cellio]

I'm not pompous. I'm pedantic. Let me explain it to you.

Love it! Though you might consider a slight change; replacing the first period with a semicolon would tie it together better, which any word nerd could expl-- whoops. :-)

[dcseain.livejournal.com]

I'm not pompous. I'm pedantic. Let me explain it to you.

You do know me well. :D I ditto the semicolon comments.

[cheshyre]

One more fan of "pedantic"

I'm trying to catch up on my flist, saw your post and offered to read the new slogans aloud to xiphias. When I got to that one, I paused, cracked up and said "this one is for you"

I think you've got a winner!

[Though I couldn't care less about the semicolon :) ]