Some comic HP predictions to console those of us whose book is in the mail

[nancylebov]

http://www.news-journalonline.com/column/247/03SceneTWEN071305.htm

-- Harry and his schoolyard nemesis Draco Malfoy get handcuffed together in a zany turn of events and spend the book on the run from swarms of Dementors with southern accents and dogs. Hilarity ensues.

Link from imkalena.