Methodist Jokes?

[nancylebov]

Rick Gellman will be selling my buttons at a Methodist event, and I'd like to add some Methodist jokes if such exist. I've tried googling and haven't turned up much of anything. Also, any clues about what Methodists might be likely to buy will be gratefully accepted.

At this point, I'm thinking to just include buttons from the more idealistic side of the slogan list--teaching, libraries, gay rights....but I wouldn't mind having more specific knowledge.

Comments

[twistedchick]

The only Methodist joke I know of (and I don't remember the best version of it) is that you won't get into heaven if you show up at the Pearly Gates without a covered dish. But much the same could be said of other mainline Protestant denominations.

[zenlizard]

I was brought up methodist. Just look at what I buy. Um, sure, that's real helpful.

[thespian.livejournal.com]

Q: How many Methodist students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - downtown Fayetteville looks better in the dark.

[kiya]

Music stuff might be good; my primary association with the Methodist church of my childhood is musical.

Check the Metro or such for the latest....

[mouseworks.livejournal.com]

...on the gay Methodist minister in Germantown. Try to make some thing funny out of it.