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[nancylebov]

Hope to be seeing you at Philcon.



Around here I can write my own ticket, but now I owe myself two hundred
bucks

A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare

The cost of innumeracy is incalculable

For best results, avoid doing anything stupid

I want you to know I've talked to God, and He agrees with me completely

If it still has feelings, it isn't cooked enough

If you find God hates the same people you do, you may have created Him in
your own image

Reality? That's where the pizza delivery truck comes from


I'm considering "Life is like a metaphor. No, it's a simile!" Does anyone think it's funny?

Comments

[supergee.livejournal.com]

I am amused.

[madfilkentist]

It twists my brain enough that it works.

[kressel.livejournal.com]

If you find God hates the same people you do, you may have created Him in your own image

Oooh. That's good.

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

I'm considering "Life is like a metaphor. No, it's a simile!" Does anyone think it's funny?

Turn it around: Life is like a simile. No, it's a metaphor! Then it's self-referential.

-- Dr. Whom, Consulting Linguist, Grammarian, Orthoëpist, and Philological Busybody

[nancylebov.livejournal.com]

I think it's self-referential either way, but it's funnier if it's backwards.