Fetish Fair slogans?

[nancylebov]

I'm going to be sending buttons to Ed Trachtenberg to sell at the Fetish Fair, and I'm looking for slogans. Any suggestions?

Comments

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But whips and chains excite me?

*grin*

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

"Your safeword is not my kink."

Just think of the arguments it could start..

[nosebeepbear.livejournal.com]

*snorks*

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

HEY!
My ***s are down HERE!

(Reposted after mistakenly posting it as a reply -- oops.)

[sturgeonslawyer.livejournal.com]

Off the top of my head, and some of these may or may not be appropriate, or may require too much thought for a button...


Wine Me
Dine Me
69 Me


Leather is for cows.
>ahem<
Moo.


I got my peanut butter in your WHAT?


Two great tastes that taste great together...


(hooh!)
that's the sound of the men (hah!)
workin on the chain (hooh!)
gayayayang...


Sturgeon's Other Law: Old-shoe-lovers love loving old shoes.


Don't cry, darling, it's blood all right.


Rubber and leather go great together!


Milk. It does a body good.


Sado-Necro-Bestial Liberation Front:
Beating Dead Horses Since 1978!


Come up the lab
and see what's on the slab.


Antici-

[nancylebov.livejournal.com]

Thanks, all.

However....Hugh, I'm reluctant to use old jokes, but sometimes they're still popular. (Frex, the round TUIT sells ok in a small size.) Would anyone care to chime in on how the whips and chains joke sounds these days?

Rysmiel, I still can't figure yours out.

Kip, were the *** supposed to be ambiguous? I've got a sore throat, and may be a little foggy-headed as well.

[holzman.livejournal.com]

Horny
Bisexual
Switch
And STILL not interested in you.

Just because I'm bi doesn't mean you're cute.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Persephone?